Ralph dreams in B&W and color. Here is one of his delightful nightmares: “I was sitting on the algae-covered bottom of the lake, watching a broken TV, when a buck-toothed mermaid wiggled her little fin at my sixth sense. As I breathed in the Peptobismol® of my discontent, I realized that life is like a piece of melted cheese in the mouth of a beautiful Eskimo. Then I woke up and looked at a noodle stuck on my dog’s forehead. ” next